Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Hamilton's Odontectomy


Recently I underwent Odontectomy. It sounds fancy and serious, but it just meant the surgical removal of your tooth, more commonly the 3rd molar (the damned wisdom tooth). Well for me, teeth.

Yep, I had my 2 wisdom teeth removed.

I just want to share my experience since I find it so funny and awkward.

Monday, I had night duty. All through out my shift, I was trying my best not to hurt something/someone because my gums are aching so bad. It was aching for almost a week, but that day was the last straw.

Tuesday, I went to our family dentist to have my teeth checked out. I was having mouth ulcers on my left inner cheek, and I’m blaming it on my upper wisdom tooth because it decided to be unique and not follow in the footsteps of his fellow teethmates. The dentist said it has to be removed if it’s causing any pain, and fucking yes, it was causing problems, especially on my eating habits. I’m getting starved here people!!

Anyway, she also inspected my other three wisdom teeth, and said I shall get them removed soon. She even stated she won’t be able to perform it because the procedure is basically a minor surgery, and she wasn’t qualified to do so. I was practically gawking at her (she’s still inspecting my mouth, so yes, I am gawking), and uttered hideous sounds as I was trying to show her my disbelief. She told me to get a panoramic x-ray of my mouth to maybe back up her silly theory. 

I went to a nearby hospital to have it performed. And fucking ducks, she was right! Even the technician told me that I had to get them out soon. He handed me the price list for the procedure, and though we would be having a discount, it was still expensive, more like not on my budget. 

I decided to check out our dental services at the institution where I worked. And being an employee, I know it would be for free. The perks.

Anyway, there are two dentists for us employees. I contacted the first one, told me they don’t do odontectomy, so she gave me the address of the other dentist instead. 

Wednesday, with the X-ray on hand, I went to the said dentist.  

The ride going to Manila was grueling. Traffic was bad; it was a Wednesday after all. Nevertheless, it didn’t faze me at all. I was so prepared to have it removed. I was even humming a good song whilst finding my way across the streets. 

I was pretty good with directions, but I was doubtful when I reached the spot. I did a double take… I was so confused. The area was swarming with dirt, wood, cement bags, and a few workers here and there. I entered the place, excused myself from the construction workers, and found a sweet lady inside. I know it was pretty reckless for me to enter the place without permission, but I think when you are desperate enough to find someone to remove your tooth, you wouldn’t care if you are trespassing or not. So yeah, I asked her if I was in the correct place, and she said I was right. 

I haven’t even had my wisdom tooth removed, and I was starting to lose my wisdom! My golly. I was again sporting a puzzled stupid look. And I think she saw the confusion on my face, and started explaining that the clinic was being renovated at the moment (no shit Sherlock), and would be finished by the end of next month… It took me a full minute to grasp what she said. And though I was practically gaping like a fish AGAIN at her, all I can hear on my mind was my shouts saying “NEXT MONTH?!” again and again. I was getting deaf really. And crazy too. 

So, with a defeated sigh, I decided to stop by at a nearest fast food (All Hail McDonalds) to buy something cold to cool my nerves. Have I mentioned I am mean when I am in a bad mood? Well, now you know. I felt bad for snapping at the cashier. In my defense, she was acting like she didn’t hear my order loud and clear, and I had to mention my order THRICE! But, I’m still on the wrong for snapping, so yeah. I’m sorry.

I headed straight to the hospital canteen (I walked out of McDo with my frozen Coke), and ordered some siomai. I was really hangry (hungry and angry), and I couldn’t make decisions on this state. So I took my time eating my bland, dry, and overpriced siomai. It was a funny sight really. It’s like I was leaving my fate to the Siomai. It’s up to my siomai to determine what plan I would partake next… and yes, with a grumpy face on, I finally decided to go back to home.

The commute back was really tense. I was surrounded with strangers, and there’s a crazy feeling inside me that I needed to share my bad day to everyone. To get sympathy, I guess. I had actually texted a couple of people regarding my experience, and so far, none of the replies lightened my mood. So I resorted to listening to my playlist. Specifically, the Hamilton Soundtrack.

Everything was fine and dandy on Act I, but it went downhill on Act II. I actually had listened to the Soundtrack a million times, and it never failed to make me emotional. Especially on the part where Philip dies, I cry every time. 

Sept, Huit, Neuf

And yes, I turned on the waterworks, on the public transport, surrounded by strangers. I tried to suppress my tears, but I think I was really upset on my trip, that I can’t seem to stop the tears from flowing. I think everybody in the UV felt uncomfortable. I was practically releasing a miasma of unfulfilled plans! 

The driver kept stealing glances on me, and I think he wanted me to offer his box of tissue on the dashboard, but I was seated on the backseat. We exchanged glances through the rear-view mirror for a millisecond, and I translated it to something along the lines of “You can do it. You don’t need them in your life. Remove them.” 

Yes! Yes! Yes! I would fucking have them removed it today, sir! With ‘Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story’ playing in the background, I decided not to give up, and go drop off on the nearest mall (I remembered malls also have dental clinics!!) And my golly, I guess fate was with me at that time. You see, I had the album on repeat, and so the intro of Alexander Hamilton was the song when my I got off the UV. Pretty badass, I tell you. 

I thanked the driver for the nice ride. And I think the passengers were relieved too because I looked so happy, or maybe just because the gloomy miasma was finally out of the vehicle. Looking at it now, I believe I looked crazy. Either way, I felt like nothing can stop me from having the operation. 

And yep, the mall had dental clinics, however they said they would perform the procedure TOMORROW. One more day… nope, that won’t do. I needed it done today! And yes, being the crazy lady I have become, I decided to go back to the hospital where I had my X-ray. Expensive or not, I didn’t care anymore. I was that desperate. It was getting pretty dark already.

So yeah, I had it removed there. The nurse and the dentist were nice. I learned that we went to the same university (well hello there fellow alumni). I also discovered later on that the procedure lasted for an hour and a half, since they had to perform some drilling on my lower jaw, and they placed a Collacone® on each holes to aid in the speedy healing of my gums. I was advised to rest for a day, and that I should come back a week after to remove the sutures.

Well, well, well. I think I’ve never felt so alive. Kidding. But seriously, they were so accommodating that I went home with souvenirs: my 2 teeth and some pictures of my mouth during the operation, which sounds a little creepy now that I’ve mentioned it.

Anyway, I asked my dad to take me home (since I can’t commute nor drive post op). We also went to a nearby store to buy ice creams and ice candies. I guess my breakfast, lunch, and dinner would be ice creams. Who wouldn’t want that life?

So far, I don’t feel anything on my mouth right now. I feel numb. I have this ice pack on my left cheek, and you might be wondering why I am writing instead of resting. Well, I learned a valuable lesson today. Two, if I might add. And I want to share it to you:

  1. Don't ever listen to Hamilton Soundtrack before and after a wisdom tooth extraction (applies to any major events that would happen), and
  2. Don't listen to Aaron Burr when he said to "Wait for It" (sometimes) LOL